Pirates V Ninjas

Pirates V Ninjas, who would win

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sonic said:
Ninjas, the pirates wouldn't hear them coming.
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yea but their Ninja sensing parrot would and then the pirate would blow the ninja away with his pistol and then get back to drinking grog!

Yarr Ye scurvy cur!!!
 
pirates, i dont think even a ninja would go near somebody whose been stuck in the sea for 10 years with no deoderant/spare underpants...
 
rlees85 said:
pirates, i dont think even a ninja would go near somebody whose been stuck in the sea for 10 years with no deoderant/spare underpants...
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exactly ;)

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Me said:
pirates, i dont think even a ninja would go near somebody whose been stuck in the sea for 10 years with no deoderant/spare underpants...
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NeX said:
exactly ;)
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yep and then you have to take into consideration being a pirate isnt exactly calm and fear free - i bet they're worse then runway one at heathrow airport
 
rlees85 said:
yep and then you have to take into consideration being a pirate isnt exactly calm and fear free - i bet they're worse then runway one at heathrow airport
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lol, think if all the Pirates were killed by Ninjas then who would drink all the grog? who would plunder the rich snobs? and who would get all the music onto lime wire?

where as if all the Ninjas were killed by pirates Who would care? who would even notice?? they are supposed to be bad ass invisible mofos so it doesn't matter if they are not actually there because a pirate has killed them all eh?
 
detox said:
ha ha ha!!!! good point!!! even if you are rong- cos who would kill all the badies
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why would you want to kill the badies? Pirates are cool cos they have a boat called "The Jolly Roger" and a plank called "The Plank" beat that for naming

what does a ninja have? a ninja star.... nice :p
 
NeX said:
why would you want to kill the badies? Pirates are cool cos they have a boat called "The Jolly Roger" and a plank called "The Plank" beat that for naming

what does a ninja have? a ninja star.... nice :p
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seem's like the MSC have a plank (called Nex) and pirates on a boat for 10 years well with no women!!! "The Jolly Roger" i think we all know why it is called that!!(migh be the reason you like them so much!!!) :p
 
ninjas all the way there focused trained and they have cooler wepons.. ninjas are infact pirates for the land :p they steal from the rich adn give to the poor :D
 
Raceworx said:
ninjas all the way there focused trained and they have cooler wepons.. ninjas are infact pirates for the land :p they steal from the rich adn give to the poor :D
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i think Pirates just steal for themselves from everyone lol

pirates have more indervidual outfits ;) they know style when they see it. ninjas all in black pha! thats sooo last season.
 
it seems like everybody is voting for Ninjas but nobody says why? is that because they don't know? :p

and who has the better women???

Pirates get:
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and ninjas get:
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nismo_k12 said:
ok ninjas for me.. answer

Jonny Deep v Jackie Chan

Jackie would kick his butt.
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jackie Chan aint a ninja... he doesn't even wear black!!

and Jonny Deep can't have his ass kicked cos he has a curse that makes him invincible :p
 
mean micra said:
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ninja:p
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but what you don't know is that in that book that the pirate has, one page is a mirror so he can see attacking ninjas and the other is a guide on how to cook ninjas and serve with grog :D

your taking it all out of context :p
 
sonic said:
Forum gay- NeX :D
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not normally but then Johnny Depp hmmm :D

come on you can't say to don't get a little tingle lol look at his pirateness!!!
 
rallybunny said:
I think pirates are a Westcountry thing too. I'm making excuses here for you Nex....:devil:
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lol thanks :)

it is very west country, their entire dialect was formed here :) ooh Are

pirates were farmers who got paid too much by the government so they went on a rampage :) go them!!
 
After thinking about this, it would be a draw... both as awesome as each other :)

IF.. they did fight, the world would explode :) 'fact' lol
 
rallybunny said:
Why are pirates called pirates?????



Because they Arrrrrrrrrrrre!!! :wasntme:
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LMFAO ROTFL !!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

runaway-robot said:
After thinking about this, it would be a draw... both as awesome as each other

IF.. they did fight, the world would explode 'fact' lol
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you could be on to something there hmmm maybe for the good of mankind pirates and ninjas should get along.....
 
Turtle said:
The battle rages on...

I cant believe this thread, its just crazy!!

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I see your a ninja fan.... fool! ye should walk te plank! :p
 
fraz_micra_88 said:
aye man deffo!! bet it would be whiped as whiped you could get it whiped
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Are you sure your not on about angel delight?

ninjas would try to wip the cream without the cream knowing it... the'd fail cos cream knows all!!!
 

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