jimmy carr: stand up

[R05_Micra]

is on on channel 4 @ 11:00. he is the funiest guy around atm lol, very very crude, watch it!

 

[Spike]

stand up... more like sit down

 

[goldstar0011]

Nice one!
Will be watching that!

 

[Arnold]

Il be tuned in!

 

[goldstar0011]

I can feel your presence!

 

[wilsonian]

I some times find him funny but think he's reading from an auto-que too much

 

[Asraf]

I think hes hillarious!

 

[goldstar0011]

When you watch him do stand up you know there's no auto-que especially when he starts on the audience, managed to pick on some "sexual buddies" (term changed for censorship), cracking, his face was so plain, love how he doesn't crack a smile at his own material.

 

[tse_adam]

see him pick on a couple and accused her of being slag.....she shouldnt sit there in the first place if you dont want to be picked on.

'try our curry, you'll never get better' kekeke

I went to Al murray's pub lord show a few months and he was picking on everyone on the front two row for the full two hours!

 

[Arnold]

Thought the majority of last nights program was excellent! He's a very funny bloke.

 

[Glenn]

My GF is gonna go and see him soon, she got a free ticket from her mums work or something but she cant stand him.

I dont think he is too bad thought, sometimes a bit predictable

 

[Layla]

i wasnt really paying that much attention when it was on behind my lappy but i chuckled once or twice.

i went to see chubby brown live with my dad a while back. was funnier

 

[Grant]

Thought the majority of last nights program was excellent! He's a very funny bloke.

Same here, he does tickle me.

 

[jarthur05]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Lol

 

[wilsonian]

half a worm?

 

[Arnold]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Lol

That joke was the only thing i didnt find funny

 

[D4R73N]

When you watch him do stand up you know there's no auto-que especially when he starts on the audience, managed to pick on some "sexual buddies" (term changed for censorship), cracking, his face was so plain, love how he doesn't crack a smile at his own material.

That bit was so funny, "Its not every day I get to speak to a ........."

 

[R05_Micra]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Lol

i told that joke to a couple people, advise, NERER REPEAT IT lol i nearly got my arse kicked, i aint supprised really, and if we mention the rest of the joke, we'd be banned!

 

[Retepetsir]

He came to my town in August to test his new material for his latest tour, he was awesome!

Really annoyed that I missed it last night

 

[Melanie]

Me and the boyfriend went to see him at the Manchester Apollo about 3 weeks ago. He was excellent.

My face was hurting for hours after with laughing. I honestly don't think I have laughed so much in my whole life.

I'd share some of the jokes but I'll probably get banned due to the unsavoury content.

I'd definitely recommend people go see him live if they get the chance.