Weve pulled this off onsite SO many times.!

We're not quite so harsh at work!
We just pull the usual Long Stand, Left Handed Saw and Elbow grease tricks!
 
BWAH HA HA!

Weve had lads on site moving cement in wheel barrows walking BACKWARDS.. as its 'much easier'... u wanna see how it looks!
 
Sky hooks,
oh and people used to get asked to go and find an AV8B, they'd walk off thinking it was some kind of tool, when they asked someone they'd usually get a response along the lines of 'you'll need a bigger barrow then that!' because an AV8B is a harrier.

Fitters hard punch, or a Clip on 'lug.
 
glass hammer,
bottle of insperation
Felopian tubes
Left handed screw driver
non stick glue
hens teeth
chicken lips
exhaust sprocket (for particularly stupid mechanics)


ive got loads more, just cant remember right now!..lol
 
Left handed spark plugs. I once had some smart arse, who thought he knew everything, looking for spark plugs in a diesel.
 
right; well for my work experience i went to "Carrs" for 2weeks!!! worked for chrysler / jeep. and me being a goody goody i followed the commands given to me regardless of how they sounded lol :laugh:

even though my mind did say "hold you idiot...think about this", the rest of me just went and asked people for what ever i was required to get!!!

i had "rainbow paint" and "bubble for a spirit level"...this one went on for quiet awhile and i had everyone crying with laughter as i was sent to every mechanic....even into the audi workshop!!!! grr i felt like such an idiot because i did realise, just, didnt want to be rude and not to what i was told!!!!

a long stand..............13minutes i waited in a corridor.....damn right crack up to everyone else!!
they missed me when i left!!!

dont laugh at me to much please
 
Basically, yes :blush:

haha, thanks mate! thats so thoughtful! :blush:

it was 4years ago mind you and didnt know alot about cars, but its not that, its really common sense, which i relaised for a couple of them, but not others!!! lol :down: silly me

but i got them back (TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL MIND YOU) by locking the keys of a Grand cheroke inside the car itself and they had to break in :laugh: nothing got smashed!!!!! (but not intensionaly) i court the lock all doors switch on way out and closed the door :down: :glance: :blush: :laugh:
 
they didnt find it funny at first! but then they saw the funny side lol!

yeah thats a good micra attribute!! however.......with one person in side car and all doors shut, they can lock the drivers door with the key inside. then lock the passanger door from the inside, get out the car, shut the door and hey, what do you know, keys inside, cars locked out / in
 
I hadn't heard the bottle of inspiration before, but i think i would have sussed that one!
We forgot 'Tartan Paint'
 
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