ROFLMAO Ha ha i love this bit:
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a No.9.

This i admit i have actually done a few times....
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
I got home once and the phone rang....it was my Grandad..
(me)..Hello D.S WEST MOTORS???
(grandad).. Ohh **** ive rang the wrong ******* Number again...Beeeeeeppppp 