I have no points and have been very friendly to police when i get requested to stop for a chat 
Touch wood i want to keep it that way.
However i have been pulled for the following.
1. 1 week after driving i went down my street without my head lights on and got the full police running up to my car shouting "turn the engine off and get out of the car!" while blocking the road with a transit!
2. For doing 33 in a 30!
3. going side ways round aroundabout then smelling of alchol - got taken to the nick and everything (was one point under the legal limit) - since then i have never drink drove!
4. doing 60+ past the old BT building in manchester (30 zone) - undercover car pulled me over, asked me for my document, i could provide them so he said "right thank you sir for showing me your documents and i'm sure you'll be a model driver from now on?"
i've been tailed loads of times but never got any points 